Sports headlines are bad. Really bad. Take this classic from 1999 for example:
Seriously? A simple ‘Knicks In Finals’, ‘Knicks Win’ or ‘Knicks Take It’ wouldn’t have done the job?
With that in mind, the following are some of the wonderfully bad headlines from the week of May 2nd.
From NHL.com. I could post a hundred of these from that site. Whoever they have writing these should get a medal:
One more from the medal winner:
From TSN. Not as bad as the NHL’s official website, but they come up with some nice ones, too:
British newspapers are rife with masterfully silly headlines. Here are a couple from The Sun sports page:
Our winner for this week also comes to us from The Sun. It doesn’t win so much for its very lame headline, but more for the subhead. If you can explain it to me, please do so. Here it is: